Prussia x Thief! Reader: Rubies Part 7!

~~~ Prussia’s POV ~~~

Casually reading a book, drinking a beer and with Gilbird perched on his head, Gilbert was pretty bored. “Verdammt, mien bruder has no idea on vhat is an awesome book! Vell... he is not here, so I’ll just find his toys! Kesesesesese~” He said with a smirk. Just as he was going into Ludwig’s room, he heard the front door open. Shiza... Ah vell... Quickly making his way down to say hello to his brother, with Gilbird still happily on his head, Ludwig glared at Gilbert. “Vhat have I done now bruder? Und vhat is vith the bandage around your neck? If it is to look good you need help from mien awesome self~” He said cockily. Ludwig sighed and winced, before replying “Nien bruder. Das Blut Rubin sliced me. You didn’t say she vas fast dummkoph.” Gilbert’s eyes widened before his signature laugh echoed into the house. “You... you pissed her off?! You’re the dummkoph bruder! She is Das Blut Rubin and you underestimated her? Kesesesesese! I vish I vas there to see your face! So vhat did you do? Attempt to arrest her? Kesesesesese!” Gilbird seemed to agree with a soft cheep. “SHUT UP. So vhat if I did, she didn’t vant to answer mien questions...” Ludwig said, as he gently rubbed the bandage over the cut.

“So, zhe frau, how vas she?” Gilbert asked. Ludwig glared at him as he replied “I vas almost killed, und you vant to know how zhe murderer is? Vell, she seems happy, Allistor doesn’t mind her, even knowing who she is, und she also has a quick temper, almost as quick as she sliced my neck! Verdammt bruder. Vell, vould you mind telling my vhy she is Das Blut Rubin? She vouldn’t tell me.” Gilbert smirks and says “So zhat is vhy she sliced you. You aren’t very good vith frau’s are you bruder? Kesesesesese. Vell, she is lonely, and often not noticed, so she took out her frustration by killing people. But, if zhe frau isn’t lonely, zhen she von’t kill anymore. Und _____ is awesome company. I did tell you how she tied me up? She used ropes, und had me nak-” “Enough! Do vhatever bruder, see her now if you vant. I’ll be in mien room...” Ludwig interrupted with a blush. Zhe frau really scared him! Awesome, I’ll see her tomorrow! Gilbert removed Gilbird from his head and petted him. “You vill meet _____ tomorrow, und I’m counting on you to be adorable enough zhat she von’t try to kill me!” The Prussian murmured to the yellow chick. “Cheep!” Gilbird replied with a flutter of his wings. Gilbird laughed and started heading to his room, saying “Awesome! Vell, time for bed. Gute-nacht bruder~!”

~~~ Your POV, next morning ~~~

“Only two days to go until Gilbert visits! I cannot remember the last time I had a willing guest~” You say as you stretch and hop out of bed for the morning. “Meow~!” Prussia Cat seemed to perk up at the mention of the albino Prussian, earning a few giggles from you. “Yes, I’m sure Gilbert will be happy to see you too!” Smiling, you got dressed, and then you remembered last night, making the smile freeze. Oh shit. I nearly killed Gilbert’s brother! Would he be angry and not want to visit?! Trust me to fuck everything up... The smile gracing your face becomes a dejected frown, and you slump back onto your still warm bed. And how am I to know if I didn’t kill someone... I have an unexplained ruby, and I would only get rubies when I kill someone... You sigh and get up, going towards your ruby collection, finding the newest ruby. Staring down at it, you murmur softly “How did I come to get you my lovely? Did I find you on the ground, rejected by someone in fear that I would kill them? Did I steal you stealthily and without bloodletting? Or... are you my latest prize for another victim? Damned alcohol...” Gently placing it back, you sigh again, and go to make breakfast. My life is so unawesome now.

Once breakfast was over and the dishes cleaned up, being bored as ever, you collapse on your bed for a nap, much like what Prussia cat was doing at the same time. What felt like moments later, some loud knocking echoed from the front door. Wha...? Oh... the door... who the fuck wants to see me? ... Allistor maybe? Don’t think I’ve told him where I live... Urrrgh... so much for my nap... “Hey, _____! Open zhe door already! Und bring Prussia Cat!” Gilbert!? You stumble out of bed, pick up a sleepy kitty, and head to the front door. As you open it, a small yellow bird flutters in front of your face with an utterly adorable cheep. Oh my... SO FRIGGEN CUUUUUUUUTE Speechless, you simply hold the kitty who is staring at the small bird unnervingly with one hand, and with the other, extend a finger of which the yellow fluffball perches on with another soft peep. You murmur cutely “Hello little birdie, you are so soft~! Oh, hey Gilbert!” With a smile, Gilbert replies “Hallo _____! Zhe awesome me is here, vith mien awesome Gilbird! Und hallo Prussia Cat~” “Meow.” You laugh at the kitty and place Gilbird on your shoulder. “I think Prussia Cat likes Gilbird; although I’m unsure as to if it is bromance or dinner... Oh, come in! Wait... Weren’t you going to come over in another two days?” You say as you walk back into your house, Gilbert following.

“Vhat, you aren’t happy to see me? Vell I’ll just come back in two days zhen...” Gilbert teased. Glaring at him, you sit on the couch and pet the albino kitty, as if an evil villain. “Welcome to my lair... And I am happy to see you, I simply thought that nearly killing your brother may make you want to stay away is all. But now that you’re here...” You laugh a stereotypical evil laugh, which probably made you very scary, until that is the adorable ball of fluff on your shoulder started to nibble on your hair. You giggle, immediately dropping the ‘I’m oh so evil’ act, and ruffle the little bird’s feathers. Gilbert smirks and says “Zhat’s cute frau, but I zhink somebody is jealous.” You raise your eyebrow, and peek down to Prussia Cat, contentedly napping on your lap. But... Prussia Cat isn’t jealous... Just as you are about to look back up, bright red eyes are right in front of your own eyes with (e/c) hues, as Gilbert leans in for a kiss. Your eyes flutter closed as your lips press against... soft feathers... “Verdammt Gilbird, not awesome! She is mien frau!” “Cheep!” You giggle as the yellow chick flutters in front of your face, preventing Gilbert from kissing you. “... Gilbird, vould you like to come vith me next time I see _____? At zhis rate I zhink zhat I should leave you at home~” Gilbert says with a slight glare at the bird, which cheeps softly and flutters back to your shoulder and buries itself into your (h/l) (h/c) hair. “That wasn’t very nice Gilbert, perhaps I should grab my knife and teach you to be nice? Oh and how are your cuts healing?” You say with a slight glint in your eye.  

Gilbert pokes out his tongue and sits beside you. “Nien frau, I’m just too awesome for punishment. Und vould you like to see how mien cuts are healing? I bet you have been vaiting to see me vithout clothes again~ Kesesesesesese!” Your face takes a hint of red as you motion him to continue. “Okay zhen, relax und enjoy zhe show frau~” He says, as he stands up and slowly removes his shirt, revealing his pale yet sexy torso, covered in faint lines of cuts newly healed, and a healing slice across his abs, which will no doubt leave a scar. Biting your lip, you shyly look away and pet the sleeping kitty. Damn but I’ve laid claim to him! That soon-to-be-scar will show that he is my awesome albino~ “So frau, I’m awesomely sexy, und yours if you vant me~” Gilbert says with a wink, and he then gently tilts your head up for a surprisingly soft and loving kiss. You feel yourself ignite and you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you, as you turn the kiss passionate. A few cheeps resound from your shoulder, seeming to be either cheering or a terribly cute way to say ‘get a room’. As you break away for precious air, Gilbert smirks and with lust filled crimson eyes, whispers into your ear “You’re mien awesome frau, und I vill make you scream mien name to all of Prussia~ Kesesesesesese~” You shiver slightly, and run your fingers through his pale hair, with a smirk of your own. Meep.

HAHAHAHAH to be continued~ >:3